The Mous3 – AI, Blockchain, NFT & Subscriptions
Because every click deserves hype, tokenization, and a monthly fee.
100 clicks/day. Need more? Subscribe.
Meet the first mouse that respects your self-control — by enforcing it and using AI. You get exactly 100 clicks per day. To unlock more daily clicks, choose one of our totally sensible in-app subscriptions or trade it on our blockchain. It’s like fitness for your index finger.
Sold so far
basic: 0 guaranteed: 0
Free Plan
100 clicks/day • Ads about ergonomics
Preorder — $5
Standard non-delivery.
Guaranteed Non-Delivery — $55
We solemnly swear we will not deliver.
For Gamers 40+ Who Still Top the Lobby
At 40+, your skills may slow down — but The Mous3 ProGamer+40 brings you back to the leaderboard. With AI-powered aimbot, reflex boosters, and ergonomic aim assist, it’s like esports, but with reading glasses.
Recurring Plans
Stripe Checkout • Monthly billingProGamer+40
$19.99/moAimbot (~20%), -300ms Reflex Booster, Ergo Aim Assist™, Eye-Test Mode, Nap Timer.
Click Boost 1K
$4.99/moAdds +1,000 clicks/day to your quota. Because meetings.
- Stacks with other plans
- Auto-resets daily
Click Boost 10K
$9.99/moAdds +10,000 clicks/day. For power-users and compulsive closers.
Unlimited Clicks
$19.99/moRemoves your daily cap* (*subject to irony limits).
All plans are satirical. Subscriptions charge monthly; nothing tangible is delivered.
Totally Real AI Features™
Jump to Next Predicted Button
Our AI foresees your intent and teleports the cursor to the most likely CTA—saving precious clicks (and occasionally your patience).
Click Budget Optimizer™
Blocks “unnecessary” clicks (cookie popups, newsletter modals) to preserve your 100/day.
Auto-Click Trading
Buy/sell unused clicks on the global Blockchain Click Exchange. Because markets.
Neural Finger Fatigue
When your finger looks tired, we enforce a micro-siesta. You’re welcome.
Contextual Sponsored Clicks
We reserve 10% of your daily clicks for our partners. It’s automatic!
Click Roulette Mode
Every click picks a button at random. High drama. Low control.
Live Demo: Jump to Next Predicted Button
Inside this sandbox, our faux cursor “predicts” your next target and snaps to it.
Time until launch
Try the daily click limiter
You get 100 demo clicks per day. After that, we’ll kindly upsell you.
That’s all for today. Upgrade to click on buttons again.
The Click Exchange — Now on the Blockchain
Trade your unused clicks as a scarce digital asset. We call it CLK — the first tokenized representation of human indecision. Powered by our zero-sense zk-Clicks protocol, every click is immutably unverifiable.
How it (doesn’t) work
- Proof-of-Intent (PoI): Sign a transaction saying you might click later.
- Layer-2 Rollups: We batch micro-clicks into mega-hesitations to save gas.
- MEV-Resistant*: Miners can’t front-run your doubts (*unless they try).
- Bridged to Reality: Oracle reports how many clicks you didn’t use today.
Tokenomics (CLK)
- Ticker: CLK
- Supply: 100/day per user, minus sponsored “donations”.
- Utility: Redeem 1 CLK to consider clicking.
- Deflationary: Lost private keys ≙ lost motivation.
0xDEAD-C1ICK-C1ICK-C1ICK-00000000000000000001
*Disclaimer: Not an asset, not a promise, not even a good idea. Transaction finality measured in shrugs per second.
Clicking “Mint” does nothing. Which is philosophically on-brand.
Clickchain v2 — Every Click. On-Chain. Forever.
We’re launching a second blockchain that immutably records every single mouse click with timestamp, geolocation, and a tiny cursor-area screenshot. Mint your click history into tradable collectibles and sell your finest hesitations as NFTs.
What we store per click
- Timestamp: nanosecond precision (for drama).
- Geolocation: approximate, artistically rounded.
- Cursor Screenshot: a 64×64 crop around your pointer.
- Click Hash: proof you meant it, probably.
NFT Pipeline
- Batch your best clicks into a Collection.
- Auto-generate metadata & preview sprites.
- Mint to our marketplace (zero buyers guaranteed).
- List, relist, unlist, and contemplate existence.
clickchain-v2:0xC1ICK-DA7A-SET-1N-S7ONE
*Privacy Note: This is parody. We encourage you to click responsibly, or not at all.